Grandpa, when you were
young, did you see the Houses of Parliament?
Of course. I walked
past them all the time.
There’s a school trip
there next week. We’re going to sail the boat over the top of Big
Ben. That was where all the decisions were made before the Emergency
Committee ran things, wasn’t it?
That’s right.
Grandpa... why didn’t
people then do anything about global warming? Didn’t they realise
what was going to happen? Did they get the science all wrong?
No, lots of people
realised and we had a pretty good idea about the science. We knew
just what we were doing. In fact, we worked it all out using advanced
economics. We calculated exactly how much effort we should make to
move to a low-carbon economy.
So why did London get
submerged, and we have to build dykes in play hour? You must have
made some big mistakes in your sums!
No, we got our sums
right. You see, we used a formula where your happiness now was as
valuable as half of our happiness back then. So, for
example, one person getting Ebolaic Footrot then was as bad as two people getting Footrot now.*
You counted us as
half as valuable as you?
That’s
right. Don’t upset the worm bucket or we won’t have any dinner.
It’s perfectly simple. We used a time discount rate of 1.5 per cent per
year. So over 50 years, a unit of your future welfare worked out to
about 0.985 to the power of 50 = about 0.46. A 50% discount.
But
why shouldn’t I count just the same as you?
Well
some people suggested that we use a 0% discount so that the future
would count just as much as the past. But other people said* that
because people didn’t care much about the future, it
would be wrong for politicians to care about the future either.
So how did you come up with a 1.5% discount rate?
We
worked that out from the capital market.
The capital market?????!!!!!
Yes.
To calculate the discount rate people used, we looked at capital market
returns, because that’s where people’s rational behaviour reveals
their true long-term preferences.
Wow.
And when did you work all this out?
About
at the time of the Great Financial Crisis.
(Pause.)
Well,
let’s get back to Mother for dinner.
Grandpa,
one day can we use the worms to catch fish?
Nonsense!
Worm soup is good for you.**
* Ungated version here.
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