Hear me, my brothers:
Sooner or later, in every relationship, comes the key moment when your girlfriend gives you a jumper.
Brothers, we know what this jumper means. It is warm and fluffy, it is for you to wear and the message it conveys is:
"This man belongs to me. He is my boyfriend.
He is a little shorn sheep. "
And yet it is most strangely and mysteriously true, as you will undoubtedly discover, that the quality of the jumper is a very good indicator of the quality of the girlfriend.