I met up with Ivan and we sat and drank in the Heartland's bar and discussed politics. He's more rightwing than I am so the conversation was like: "God, when are they going to introduce voucher schemes for education?"
"Yeah, they tried that in Chile but the goddamn teachers' unions screwed it."
"Teachers' unions are the spawn of the devil. Hey, Sarko got in in France!"
"Great news, he's a ruthless bastard, just what they need."
They've got a picture of Che up and I swear it was crying tiny crystal tears.