From the "world turns into Daily Mail editorial" department.

And now on a more Right-wing tip: I met a teacher yesterday, who told me that her school has banned kids from going out in the snow, in case they hurt themselves; and banned conkers.

How Things Work

Step 1. Cadbury's chocolate poisons its customers with salmonella.

Step 2. Cadbury's moves its factory to Poland.

Step 3. Cadbury's brings out a chocolate bar with Union Jack packaging.

... and now a tax coda...

Step 4. Cadbury's creates a subsidiary in Ireland to take advantage of its 10% tax, and fights the UK government in the European Court of Justice.